Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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