Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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