on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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