i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
