can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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