Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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