giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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