This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
