i permit you to call me
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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