i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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