Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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