Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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