I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
Randomize
