butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
third nipple confirmed
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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