This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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