Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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