I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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