Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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