is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
