my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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