like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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