belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i would punch a child for taco bell
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I supernannyed him into submission
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