suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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