Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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