Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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