I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
as a side note pls kill me
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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