hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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