considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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