Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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