and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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