i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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