doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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