Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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