used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I'm always down for nudity.
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