Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I would fuck him just for his dog
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
