Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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