We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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