He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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