we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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