I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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