He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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