He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
honey bunches of taint.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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