His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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