i don't like sucking hair
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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