I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Randomize
