Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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