Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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