I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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