Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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