I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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