it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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