The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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