therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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