her vagine was all disorganized.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
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