Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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