i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
dude. I can hear the air.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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