i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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