Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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